Monday, March 28, 2011

I learned something new last night.

If you're 31, and you dream about being in a flooded CBGBs, and worms are swimming through the water, and the worms start crawling into people's skin, and at that very same moment your girlfriend is sleeping next to you, and she starts wiggling her toes against your leg, you will wake up, you will jump into the air, you will throw your back out, and you will scream in horror and pain.