Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day

I took a poetry class in college, and I wrote a poem that went something like this:

That Something That You Do

Invisible, your magic touch
Your power strong and true
To set the room on fire
With that something that you do.

I breathe it in unknowingly
A tiny piece of you
My senses all awakening
To that something that you do.

As others start to notice it
They turn and stare at you
I wish you never hit me
With that something that you do.

My professor gave me an A, and my mother hung a copy on the refrigerator.

Not bad for a poem about someone farting.

Happy Valentine's Day, and goodnight.